Black Penis Straws
29/02/12 23:51 Categoriesblack penis straws | black bachelorette | black bachelorette party supplies
I found a package of black penis straws on Bachelorette.com...10 straws for $5.99. I was feeling paranoid so I checked to see how much the white penis straws were. Same price as the black penis straws. Bachelorette does seem to be making some claim of superiority of the white and black penis straws over the glow in the dark penis straws, however. Glow in the dark penis straws are valued at almost 20% less than black penis straws.
Black Penis Straws - $5.99 (10 straws)
Glow in the Dark Penis Straws - $5.29 (10 straws) White Penis Straws - $5.99 (10 Straws)
Black Bachelorette Plates and Napkins
28/02/12 23:49 Categoriesblack bachelorette | black bachelorette party | black bachelorette party supplies
As you may know by now, most bachelorette supplies in the way of plates and napkins will have some cartoon figures on them. Rarely are these characters black, and I discussed in my previous blog entry, Black Bachelorette Party Supplies is rarely "listed" as "black" in online stores. There is one set of black bachelorette supplies with some black people getting crazy in a limo. It looks like a small group of girlfriends (possible the members of Vanity 6) and a few black Chip 'n Dale dancers. It's called "Limo" and it's at Bachelorette.com (again!).
Black Bachelorette Party Plates - $4.49 (10 plates)
Black Bachelorette Party Supplies Plates.
Decorated with black bachelorette party.
Comes with 10 plates.
10 Small Black Bachelorette Napkins - $3.29
Black Bachelorette Party Supplies Napkins.
Decorated with a black bachelorette party.
Comes with 10 napkins.
Black Bachelorette Party Plasticware - $5.99 (8 sets)
Black Bachelorette Party Supplies Plasticware.
Comes with 8 sets of forks, knives and spoons.
Decorated with a black penis shape on the end.
Shopping Online for Black Bachelorette Party Supplies
Shopping online for Black Bachelorette Party Supplies is more difficult than shopping online for most things. First of all, there's the issue of whether to search for "black bachelorette party supplies" or "African American bachelorette party supplies." And that difficulty is only from the searcher's perspective. Imagine what is going through the head of the (inevitably) white male who is selling the stuff, who, like all white males, is paralyzed in anxiety about how to refer to black people or anyone else he doesn't know how to have non-oppressive human relations with. The current neoliberal state of America has cock-blocked black authenticity by tucking it between his legs. In the past it was an act of violence, and today it is a condition of neurosis.
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Black Bachelorette Party Supplies
01/02/12 00:44 Categoriesblack bachelorette | black bachelorette party
Here's something you might like: A pink penis pinata is the perfect way to deliver all of your black bachelorette party supplies to your bachelorette party guests! Just stuff some chocolate penis candy, confetti, and other bachelorette party supplies inside and let them all go at it at once!
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