Shopping for Inflatable Black Male Dolls for Your Bachelorette Party

Black Bachelorette Party Games

Pin the Hose on the Fireman Black Bachelorette Party Game $10.99
You could also pin the
MERKIN on the Black Fireman!


Ok, the first set of Black Bachelorette Party Supplies comes from, where I found about 10 items that could be called "black bachelorette party supplies." If you are looking for something black and inflatable, is the shop for you. Welcome to my "white girls holding black bachelorette party supplies" photo gallery.

Black Inflatable Penis - $16.99
Inflatable Black Penis

Black Penis Bachelorette Party Balloons - $4.99 (set of 8)
Black Penis Bachelorette Party Balloon

Inflatable Black Male Doll - $31.99
Inflatable Black Doll


Shopping Online for Black Bachelorette Party Supplies


The "Black Inflatable Male Member" from
3-foot inflatable black bachelorette party favor for $16.99

Shopping online for Black Bachelorette Party Supplies is more difficult than shopping online for most things. First of all, there's the issue of whether to search for "black bachelorette party supplies" or "African American bachelorette party supplies." And that difficulty is only from the searcher's perspective. Imagine what is going through the head of the (inevitably) white male who is selling the stuff, who, like all white males, is paralyzed in anxiety about how to refer to black people or anyone else he doesn't know how to have non-oppressive human relations with. The current neoliberal state of America has cock-blocked black authenticity by tucking it between his legs. In the past it was an act of violence, and today it is a condition of neurosis.