Black Bachelorette MERKIN? SO Funny!

I found a black merkin (black pubic wig) on ShopInPrivate.com. I'm sure there are a million fun bachelorette party games that I'll be able to incorporate this in with. It's going to be the best bachelorette party favor! The brand is called "Kitty Carpet." Hilarious! I also found a website where you can download free stencils to shape the black pubic wig like a heart, landing strip, etc. It also comes in pink. They're only $8.99. Check it out:

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Follow THIS LINK to see the free stencils.

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Shopping Online for Black Bachelorette Party Supplies

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The "Black Inflatable Male Member" from Bachelorette.com
3-foot inflatable black bachelorette party favor for $16.99


Shopping online for Black Bachelorette Party Supplies is more difficult than shopping online for most things. First of all, there's the issue of whether to search for "black bachelorette party supplies" or "African American bachelorette party supplies." And that difficulty is only from the searcher's perspective. Imagine what is going through the head of the (inevitably) white male who is selling the stuff, who, like all white males, is paralyzed in anxiety about how to refer to black people or anyone else he doesn't know how to have non-oppressive human relations with. The current neoliberal state of America has cock-blocked black authenticity by tucking it between his legs. In the past it was an act of violence, and today it is a condition of neurosis.

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