Black Bachelorette MERKIN? SO Funny!

I found a black merkin (black pubic wig) on I'm sure there are a million fun bachelorette party games that I'll be able to incorporate this in with. It's going to be the best bachelorette party favor! The brand is called "Kitty Carpet." Hilarious! I also found a website where you can download free stencils to shape the black pubic wig like a heart, landing strip, etc. It also comes in pink. They're only $8.99. Check it out:

stacks_image_85_1 curly pubic wig_1

Follow THIS LINK to see the free stencils.


Black Bachelorette Party Supplies

Here's something you might like: A pink penis pinata is the perfect way to deliver all of your black bachelorette party supplies to your bachelorette party guests! Just stuff some chocolate penis candy, confetti, and other bachelorette party supplies inside and let them all go at it at once!

Penis Pinata - $14.99

Black Bachelorette Party Supplies Pinata


Shopping Online for Black Bachelorette Party Supplies


The "Black Inflatable Male Member" from
3-foot inflatable black bachelorette party favor for $16.99

Shopping online for Black Bachelorette Party Supplies is more difficult than shopping online for most things. First of all, there's the issue of whether to search for "black bachelorette party supplies" or "African American bachelorette party supplies." And that difficulty is only from the searcher's perspective. Imagine what is going through the head of the (inevitably) white male who is selling the stuff, who, like all white males, is paralyzed in anxiety about how to refer to black people or anyone else he doesn't know how to have non-oppressive human relations with. The current neoliberal state of America has cock-blocked black authenticity by tucking it between his legs. In the past it was an act of violence, and today it is a condition of neurosis.