Black Bachelorette Penis Forks, Knives and Spoons

Today I was putzing around again and found more black bachelorette party supplies. This time--black bachelorette party penis forks, knives and spoons. 8 sets of black forks, knives, and spoons with the shape of a penis at the end. Of course they are colored in a tone that resembles black skin. One package is $5.99. Not bad for some highly specialized tableware! Here's a pic:

Black Bachelorette Party Supplies


Black Penis Straws

I found a package of black penis straws on straws for $5.99. I was feeling paranoid so I checked to see how much the white penis straws were. Same price as the black penis straws. Bachelorette does seem to be making some claim of superiority of the white and black penis straws over the glow in the dark penis straws, however. Glow in the dark penis straws are valued at almost 20% less than black penis straws.

Black Penis Straws - $5.99 (10 straws)

Glow in the Dark Penis Straws - $5.29 (10 straws)
Black Penis Straw