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Chocolate Penis Candy is Black Penis Candy!

Here's a good trick to supplement your black bachelorette party supplies: Anything chocolate looks "black," so if you're looking for black bachelorette party supplies like penis candy, just search for chocolate penis candy. Here are some I found:

Bite Sized Black Chocolate Penises - $5.79 (12 pieces)
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Chocolate Penis Candy Party Pack - $10.99 (approx. 35 pieces)
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Giant Chocolate Penis - $10.99 (4" Tall)
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Black Chocolate Penis After Dinner Mints - $8.99 (10 pieces)
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Shopping Online for Black Bachelorette Party Supplies

Shopping online for Black Bachelorette Party Supplies is more difficult than shopping online for most things. First of all, there's the issue of whether to search for "black bachelorette party supplies" or "African American bachelorette party supplies." And that difficulty is only from the searcher's perspective. Imagine what is going through the head of the (inevitably) white male who is selling the stuff, who, like all white males, is paralyzed in anxiety about how to refer to black people or anyone else he doesn't know how to have non-oppressive human relations with. The current neoliberal state of America has cock-blocked black authenticity by tucking it between his legs. In the past it was an act of violence, and today it is a condition of neurosis.

The "Black Inflatable Male Member" from
3-foot inflatable black bachelorette party favor for $16.99


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